Cade - Daddy, when will we be home?
Me - About 10 mins *puff puff*
Cade - What?
Me - I said about 10 mins, all we have to do is run up this hill.
Cade - What hill? That one? He points to a wilderness ridge that dominates out local skyline (It's about 600 ft high straight up)
Me - No, we're following the street today. (Silence, insert crickets here.)
Cade - Daddy?
Me - Yeah? *puff puff*
Cade - This isn't a hill.......
Damm I ran up the whole damm thing.